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We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space

I am the pusher robot
I shove around the blind people
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space

I am the shover robot
I push bread down their throats
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space

We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space
We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space
We protect you

Space has a terrible power
We are here to protect you
Space has a terrible power
Do you have stairs in your house?

Do you have stairs in your house? (8x)

House, stairs, space.

We are here to protect you
Pushing will protect you
Pushing will protect you
from the terrible secret of space

That is incorrect
Shoving will protect you
Shoving will protect you
from the terrible secret of space

Do not trust the shover robot
Shoving is the answer
We are here to protect you

Do not trust the pusher robot
He is malfunctioning
We are here to protect you

We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space
We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space
We protect you

We are here to protect you
Shoving is the answer
Humans must be shoved
They must go down the stairs

You are mistaken
Pushing is the answer
Humans must be pushed
They must go down the stairs

Please go stand by the stairs
So I can protect you

Go stand by the stairs (8x)

Go, stairs, space.

Grandma is protected
Grandma has gone down the stairs
We are here to protect you
from the terrible secret of space

We are the space robots
Grandma is protected
Grandma is protected
at the bottom of the stairs

I am the pusher robot
Shoving is the answer
I will shove grandma
outside into the snow

I am the shover robot
Pushing is the answer
I will push snow
on top of grandma

I am better than the pusher robot
I am superior
We are here to protect you
I am better than the shover robot
He is inferior
We are here to protect you

Pushing is the answer
Shoving is the answer
I have pushed many humans
I have shoved many more

The humans are protected
Humans have gone down the stairs
The humans are protected
At the bottom of the stairs

We are the space robots
We are here to protect you

Our mission is complete
Our mission is complete (6x)
Our, mission, complete.